The Stone Tricked Us – Premium T-shirt
The Stone Tricked Us – Premium T-shirt
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Front + Back Print • 100% combed cotton • Limited First Edition
This is peak Jewish satire. A cartoon stone, two grinning Israelis, one very confused jihadi, and the exact hadith (Sahih Muslim 2922) quoted at the bottom so nobody can call it “out of context.”
Front: the meme that broke timelines. Back: our signature roaring Lion of Zion emblem in gold & blue flame.
This shirt is not a call to violence – it’s a mirror. We took their own “peaceful” eschatological fantasy, flipped it into a cartoon, and printed it on the softest tee you’ll ever own. The joke writes itself; we just made it wearable.
Wear it to the gym, Shabbat dinner, campus, or the next protest – and watch the cognitive dissonance do the rest.
- Ultra-soft 100% ring-spun cotton
- High-definition print that survives 100+ washes
- Discreet source citation so you always have receipts ready
- Back print proudly marks you as part of the Revival
Completely legal, completely protected speech, completely hilarious.
First run is tiny. When it’s gone, it’s gone forever.
Grab yours before the rock rats you out again. 🪨💥
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
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