They Called Me a Bot — So I Made It Merch — Sticker
They Called Me a Bot — So I Made It Merch — Sticker
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Care Instructions
Care Instructions
Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F) with similar colors. Tumble dry low or lay flat. Iron or steam on low heat. Do not bleach. Do not dry clean.
Materials & Fit
Materials & Fit
100% combed ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²). Tubular knit — no side seams for a clean drape. Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to prevent stretching. Tear-away label for comfort. Unisex, true to size. Size up for an oversized fit. Pre-shrunk. No fade. No crack.
Shipping & Returns
Shipping & Returns
Ships from the USA in 2–7 business days. Free shipping on U.S. orders over $75. Flat $15 shipping fee for international orders (outside the USA). 30-day returns on unworn items with original tags attached. Received a defective item? We’ll replace it free of charge — no questions asked. Need to change your shipping address or have a question before ordering? Reach out anytime at hello@zionismrevival.com.
If you've ever defended Israel online, you've been called a bot. Probably more than once.
"Hasbara bot." "Mossad bot." "Ziobot." "Paid IDF account." "Definitely a shill."
The accusations stack up. After about the 400th one, you stop being insulted and start being amused. After the 500th, you start wondering if you should at least be getting paid for it.
So we made the merch.
This is the self-aware version of the joke. Not the in-character bot badge — the punchline about the bot accusation. The "fine, you got me, here's the t-shirt" energy. The receipt you slap on a laptop the next time someone reflexively types "another bot."
Step 1: Get accused of being on the Mossad payroll. Step 2: Discover you are not, in fact, on the Mossad payroll. Step 3: Decide to manufacture your own payroll. Step 4: Sticker.
If they're going to write the merch line for you, you might as well sell it.
The Details
- Premium kiss-cut vinyl, durable and waterproof
- 3"x3" — perfect for laptops, water bottles, notebooks, phone cases
- Glossy white finish, scratch- and fade-resistant
- Easy peel-and-stick, removable without residue
- Weatherproof — survives rain, snow, dishwashers, full Twitter pile-ons
- Ships from the USA in 2-5 business days
Part of the Ziobot Sticker Series: Certified Ziobot — Unit 1948 Edition → They Called Me a Bot, So I Made It Merch (this one)
Herzl dreamed it. We built it. They funded it (allegedly).
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