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Jewpiter Planet T-Shirt
Jewpiter Planet T-Shirt
They said we had lasers, but they didn't mention we own the whole planet. Take your Zionist pride intergalactic with the most stellar dad-joke in the galaxy. One small step for man, one giant leap for the tribe.
Regular price
$29.99 USD
Regular price
$37.99 USD
Sale price
$29.99 USD
Additional promo: 20% off applied automatically at checkout, or use code LAUNCH20.
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This lightweight crewneck tee feels like an easygoing conversation starter. The design blends a colorful, painterly planet motif with a playful, clever wordmark beneath—small stars orbit the image to lend a whimsical, celestial vibe. Wear it to casual meetups, low-key holiday parties, or while stargazing with friends. The shirt sits comfortably at the shoulder and drapes cleanly through the torso, letting the artwork take center stage without feeling loud. It pairs naturally with jeans, a denim jacket, or layered under a cardigan for cooler evenings. The overall mood is warm, witty, and a little bit cosmic—made for people who like humor wrapped in artful design.
Product Type: T-Shirt
Theme/Features: Playful space/planet illustration with witty wordmark and star accents
Target Audience: People who enjoy clever, artful humor and subtle cultural nods (young adults, creative friends, synagogue-goers and community groups)
Occasions: Casual gatherings, Hanukkah and holiday events, community meetups, stargazing nights
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel
- Tubular knit without side seams for a smooth, waste-reducing silhouette
- Ribbed collar and shoulder tape for shape retention and durability
- Pearlized tear-away label for comfort; EU 2-year warranty and Oeko-Tex certified
- DTG and DTF printed artwork: vibrant planet print on front, optional DTF sleeve and neck label printing
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
Product Type: T-Shirt
Theme/Features: Playful space/planet illustration with witty wordmark and star accents
Target Audience: People who enjoy clever, artful humor and subtle cultural nods (young adults, creative friends, synagogue-goers and community groups)
Occasions: Casual gatherings, Hanukkah and holiday events, community meetups, stargazing nights
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel
- Tubular knit without side seams for a smooth, waste-reducing silhouette
- Ribbed collar and shoulder tape for shape retention and durability
- Pearlized tear-away label for comfort; EU 2-year warranty and Oeko-Tex certified
- DTG and DTF printed artwork: vibrant planet print on front, optional DTF sleeve and neck label printing
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
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