I'm Not Jewish But My Shirt Is · The Tribe
Free U.S. shipping all July, in honor of America’s 250th. Designed, printed & shipped from the USA.
Description
Somewhere there's a list. A ledger. A shadowy committee that signs the checks and runs the weather. You've heard about it. Everyone has.
So here it is, finally, in print. A draft from The Tribe, made out for "Just Because," signed in gold by management.
This is the satire that wears its target like a costume. The line is deadpan, the check is a wink, and the whole thing hands every tired conspiracy theory back to its author with a bow on it. You don't have to be in the tribe to be in on the joke. The shirt did the paperwork for you.
Crisp white display type on deep black, the gold-signed check sitting front and center. For the people who'd rather laugh at the lie than dignify it with a rebuttal.
Shipping & Returns
Designed in Florida, printed and shipped from the USA. Most orders ship within 2 to 7 days.
Free U.S. shipping on all orders this July, in honor of America’s 250th. Returns accepted within 30 days, unworn and unwashed, with tags.
Our Guarantee
Love it or your money back. Every order is backed by a 30-day, no-hassle guarantee. Premium cotton, printed and shipped from the USA, or we make it right.
Size & Fit
True-to-size, classic unisex fit. If you prefer it looser, size up. Check the size chart on the image gallery for exact measurements.
EU Product & Safety Information
EU Responsible Person. HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com. 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, Cyprus.
Product information. Gildan 64000. 2 year warranty in the EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC.
Warnings and hazard. For adults. Made in Bangladesh.
Care instructions. Machine wash cold (max 30C or 90F) with similar colors. Do not bleach. Tumble dry on low heat. Iron, steam, or dry on low heat. Do not dryclean.