"You're Giving Us Ideas"- Pro-Israel Satire Shirt

They said "it's a Greater Israel project."
We said "stop starting wars — you're giving us ideas."
Every conspiracy theory is a roadmap if you push hard enough.
You don't get to start the war and complain about the borders.
Cause meet effect.
🇮🇱 Crossed out. Fixed.

$29.99 USD

~~$39.99 USD~~ $29.99 USD

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Care Instructions

Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F) with similar colors. Tumble dry low or lay flat. Iron or steam on low heat. Do not bleach. Do not dry clean.

Materials & Fit

100% combed ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²). Tubular knit — no side seams for a clean drape. Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to prevent stretching. Tear-away label for comfort. Unisex, true to size. Size up for an oversized fit. Pre-shrunk. No fade. No crack.

Shipping & Returns

Ships from the USA in 2–7 business days. Free shipping on U.S. orders over $75. Flat $15 shipping fee for international orders (outside the USA). 30-day returns on unworn items with original tags attached. Received a defective item? We’ll replace it free of charge — no questions asked. Need to change your shipping address or have a question before ordering? Reach out anytime at hello@zionismrevival.com.

A classic-fit unisex tee from the Crossed Out collection. The front print features "IT'S A GREATER ISRAEL PROJECT" struck through with a bold red brushstroke X, replaced with "STOP STARTING WARS — YOU'RE GIVING US IDEAS" in heavy white stencil. Soft cotton, mid-weight, true to size. Designed in Israel. Printed on demand and shipped worldwide. Pairs with the CROSSED OUT / Fixed it. logo back print.

For decades, the same voices have warned about a "Greater Israel" — while simultaneously starting wars that keep expanding Israel's borders.

You don't get to launch invasions in 1948, 1967, and 1973 and then complain that Israel kept the territory you lost trying to take.

That's not a project. That's the consequence of cause and effect.

The shirt is a reminder: every conspiracy theory becomes a roadmap if you push hard enough. We didn't write the plan. We just keep getting handed the pen.

Wear the warning. Wear the logic. Wear the receipts.

Pairs with the rest of the Greater Problem sub-collection: Don't Tempt Us, Keep Pushing, and Keep It Up.