{"product_id":"so-i-made-it-merch-sticker","title":"They Called Me a Bot — So I Made It Merch — Sticker","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eIf you've ever defended Israel online, you've been called a bot. Probably more than once.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"Hasbara bot.\"\u003c\/em\u003e \u003cem\u003e\"Mossad bot.\"\u003c\/em\u003e \u003cem\u003e\"Ziobot.\"\u003c\/em\u003e \u003cem\u003e\"Paid IDF account.\"\u003c\/em\u003e \u003cem\u003e\"Definitely a shill.\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThe accusations stack up. After about the 400th one, you stop being insulted and start being amused. After the 500th, you start wondering if you should at least be getting paid for it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eSo we made the merch.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThis is the self-aware version of the joke. Not the in-character bot badge — the punchline \u003cem\u003eabout\u003c\/em\u003e the bot accusation. The \"fine, you got me, here's the t-shirt\" energy. The receipt you slap on a laptop the next time someone reflexively types \u003cem\u003e\"another bot.\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-pre-wrap leading-[1.7]\"\u003eStep 1: Get accused of being on the Mossad payroll. Step 2: Discover you are not, in fact, on the Mossad payroll. Step 3: Decide to manufacture your own payroll. Step 4: Sticker.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eIf they're going to write the merch line for you, you might as well sell it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Details\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003ePremium kiss-cut vinyl, durable and waterproof\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e3\"x3\" — perfect for laptops, water bottles, notebooks, phone cases\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eGlossy white finish, scratch- and fade-resistant\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eEasy peel-and-stick, removable without residue\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eWeatherproof — survives rain, snow, dishwashers, full Twitter pile-ons\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eShips from the USA in 2-5 business days\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePart of the Ziobot Sticker Series:\u003c\/strong\u003e Certified Ziobot — Unit 1948 Edition → They Called Me a Bot, So I Made It Merch (this one)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eHerzl dreamed it. We built it. They funded it (allegedly).\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"3\" × 3\" \/ White","offer_id":44287404703786,"sku":"15696457753602727777","price":2.63,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0690\/7641\/8602\/files\/16242323958341189161_1200.jpg?v=1777128122","url":"https:\/\/zionismrevival.com\/products\/so-i-made-it-merch-sticker","provider":"Zionism Revival","version":"1.0","type":"link"}