{"product_id":"mr-herzl-og-zionist-tote","title":"Mr. Herzl × OG Zionist — Double-Sided Canvas Tote","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eMost totes pick a side. This one prints on both.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eWalk into the cafe — they see \u003cem\u003e\"That's Mr. Herzl to You.\"\u003c\/em\u003e The respectful one. The \"show some reverence\" one. The one that says you've done the reading.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eWalk out the other way — they see \u003cem\u003e\"The OG Zionist.\"\u003c\/em\u003e The cheeky one. The \"first one to ever do it\" one. The one that says you've also seen a meme.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eSame man. Same beard. Same legendary blueprint for a country. Two punchlines, both deserved, both wearable, depending on which way you're facing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eMade for the Jew who carries groceries, books, gym clothes, and 130 years of history without breaking a sweat. Made for the ally who wants both halves of the joke. Made for the kind of person who reads a label, smirks, and says \u003cem\u003e\"yeah, that one.\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eOne Herzl. Two sides. Infinite carry capacity for receipts.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ 15\" x 16\"","offer_id":44287457263658,"sku":"14390062347388315676","price":26.13,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0690\/7641\/8602\/files\/9959008711900265811_2048.jpg?v=1777136279","url":"https:\/\/zionismrevival.com\/products\/mr-herzl-og-zionist-tote","provider":"Zionism Revival","version":"1.0","type":"link"}