"I [REDACTED] for the Mossad and All I Got Was This [REDACTED] Shirt" T-Shirt
"I [REDACTED] for the Mossad and All I Got Was This [REDACTED] Shirt" T-Shirt
Most of the sentence is blacked out for reasons we can't discuss.
What's left still says enough.
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Care Instructions
Care Instructions
Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F) with similar colors. Tumble dry low or lay flat. Iron or steam on low heat. Do not bleach. Do not dry clean.
Materials & Fit
Materials & Fit
100% combed ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²). Tubular knit — no side seams for a clean drape. Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to prevent stretching. Tear-away label for comfort. Unisex, true to size. Size up for an oversized fit. Pre-shrunk. No fade. No crack.
Shipping & Returns
Shipping & Returns
Ships from the USA in 2–7 business days. Free shipping on U.S. orders over $75. Flat $15 shipping fee for international orders (outside the USA). 30-day returns on unworn items with original tags attached. Received a defective item? We’ll replace it free of charge — no questions asked. Need to change your shipping address or have a question before ordering? Reach out anytime at hello@zionismrevival.com.
The classic vacation souvenir tee, except the vacation is classified, the destination is need-to-know, and most of the sentence has been blacked out for reasons we are legally unable to discuss. What's left still says plenty. A declassified-document gag for the kind of person who gets that the funniest part is the part you can't read. Premium cotton, USA printed and shipped, redactions included at no extra charge.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
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