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They said "globalize the intifada."
We said "globalize the empanada."
It actually rhymes.
And it actually feeds people.
Some chants deserve to spread worldwide. This isn't one of them.
🥟 Crossed out. Fixed.
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$29.99 USD
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$39.99 USD
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Care Instructions
Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F) with similar colors. Tumble dry low or lay flat. Iron or steam on low heat. Do not bleach. Do not dry clean.
Materials & Fit
100% combed ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²). Tubular knit — no side seams for a clean drape. Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to prevent stretching. Tear-away label for comfort. Unisex, true to size. Size up for an oversized fit. Pre-shrunk. No fade. No crack.
Shipping & Returns
Ships from the USA in 2–7 business days. Free shipping on U.S. orders over $75. Flat $15 shipping fee for international orders (outside the USA). 30-day returns on unworn items with original tags attached. Received a defective item? We’ll replace it free of charge — no questions asked. Need to change your shipping address or have a question before ordering? Reach out anytime at hello@zionismrevival.com.
A classic-fit unisex tee from the Crossed Out collection. The front print features "GLOBALIZE THE INTIFADA" struck through with a bold red brushstroke X, replaced with "GLOBALIZE THE EMPANADA" in heavy white stencil — with a small empanada silhouette punchline. Soft cotton, mid-weight, true to size. Designed in Israel. Printed on demand and shipped worldwide. Pairs with the CROSSED OUT / Fixed it. logo back print.
Some things deserve to be spread globally. Violence isn't one of them.
Empanadas, on the other hand — flaky, savory, universally beloved across continents — are exactly what the world needs more of. The chant doesn't survive being taken literally. We made the correction wearable.
Pairs with the Globalize the Falafel Tee for the full Crossed Out menu.
Wear the rhyme. Wear the joke. Wear the better idea.
