“Don't Tempt Us”- Graphic Tee
“Don't Tempt Us”- Graphic Tee
We said "it isn't. But don't tempt us."
Some warnings are funnier than others.
Some are also true.
Three words. Read between them.
🇮🇱 Crossed out. Fixed.
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Care Instructions
Care Instructions
Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F) with similar colors. Tumble dry low or lay flat. Iron or steam on low heat. Do not bleach. Do not dry clean.
Materials & Fit
Materials & Fit
100% combed ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²). Tubular knit — no side seams for a clean drape. Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to prevent stretching. Tear-away label for comfort. Unisex, true to size. Size up for an oversized fit. Pre-shrunk. No fade. No crack.
Shipping & Returns
Shipping & Returns
Ships from the USA in 2–7 business days. Free shipping on U.S. orders over $75. Flat $15 shipping fee for international orders (outside the USA). 30-day returns on unworn items with original tags attached. Received a defective item? We’ll replace it free of charge — no questions asked. Need to change your shipping address or have a question before ordering? Reach out anytime at hello@zionismrevival.com.
A classic-fit unisex tee from the Crossed Out collection. The front print features "GREATER ISRAEL PROJECT" struck through with a bold red brushstroke X, replaced with "DON'T TEMPT US." in heavy white stencil. Soft cotton, mid-weight, true to size. Designed in Israel. Printed on demand and shipped worldwide. Pairs with the CROSSED OUT / Fixed it. logo back print.
The conspiracy theory says Israel is plotting endless expansion across the Middle East.
The shirt says three words. That's it.
Sometimes the most powerful response to a paranoid theory is to refuse to dignify it — while leaving just enough room for the warning to land. "Don't tempt us" doesn't confirm. It doesn't deny. It just sits there. Confident. Patient. Unbothered.
This is the gateway tee in the Greater Problem sub-collection. The lightest spice. The widest appeal. The shirt that lets the joke do the heavy lifting.
Wear the deadpan. Wear the confidence. Wear the warning.
Pairs with the rest of the Greater Problem sub-collection: Giving Us Ideas, Keep Pushing, and Keep It Up.
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