{"product_id":"chabad-made-me-buy-this-mug","title":"Chabad Made Me Buy This-  Coffee Mug","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eIf you've ever walked through a major U.S. airport, a college campus, or any crowded sidewalk in a Jewish neighborhood, you know \u003cstrong\u003ethe moment.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eA man with a beard. A black hat. A small folding table. A smile that knows every excuse you're about to give and isn't going to accept any of them.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"Excuse me — are you Jewish?\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eTwenty minutes later you've laid tefillin, taken a Shabbat candle pack for your mother, accepted a small bottle of grape juice, donated to a yeshiva you've never heard of, and somehow agreed to host a Friday night dinner. You don't remember saying yes to any of it. You said yes to all of it. Chabad happens.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eAnd now there's the merch. \u003cstrong\u003e\"Chabad made me buy this.\"\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThe temple illustration on the side is the \u003cstrong\u003eThird Temple\u003c\/strong\u003e — coming soon, blueprint locked, \u003cem\u003ePermit Approved.\u003c\/em\u003e (Because of course Chabad has the permit. They have everyone's permit. They've been mailing them out since 1772.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eIt's the mug for the Jew who can't say no, the mug for the ally who got pulled into a Friday night minyan and never quite recovered, the mug for the parent whose kid came back from college \"more Jewish than I expected,\" and the mug for anyone who's ever opened a fridge and found four Manischewitz bottles they don't remember acquiring.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003ePour your coffee. Read the side. Smile. \u003cem\u003eChabad made me buy this.\u003c\/em\u003e Worth every shekel.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Available in 11 oz and 15 oz sizes\u003cbr\u003e- White ceramic body with colored interior and C-shaped handle\u003cbr\u003e- Microwave- and dishwasher-safe for easy everyday use\u003cbr\u003e- Vibrant, glossy print with eye-catching color contrast\u003cbr\u003e- Lead- and BPA-free, sourced blank from China\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"11oz \/ Black","offer_id":44269626392618,"sku":"15393759505283298363","price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"11oz \/ Navy","offer_id":44269626425386,"sku":"19541430502688177987","price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"11oz \/ Pink","offer_id":44269626458154,"sku":"20548340868559098666","price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"11oz \/ Red","offer_id":44269626490922,"sku":"22940493800930088370","price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"11oz \/ Light Blue","offer_id":44269626523690,"sku":"13551737788745183979","price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"11oz \/ Orange","offer_id":44269626556458,"sku":"82337310172998225002","price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"11oz \/ Purple","offer_id":44269626589226,"sku":"24790735920844413371","price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"11oz \/ Yellow","offer_id":44269626621994,"sku":"28724022079263808223","price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"11oz \/ Light Green","offer_id":44269626654762,"sku":"82860976195404177205","price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0690\/7641\/8602\/files\/5964249019791473685_2048.jpg?v=1776622801","url":"https:\/\/zionismrevival.com\/products\/chabad-made-me-buy-this-mug","provider":"Zionism Revival","version":"1.0","type":"link"}