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Alien's Tee- "Outsourced Our Laser"

Alien's Tee- "Outsourced Our Laser"


Two aliens. One laser. Zero accountability. Turns out the Jewish Space Laser has intergalactic subcontractors and the warranty's better than anything on Earth.
Regular price $29.99 USD
Regular price $39.99 USD Sale price $29.99 USD
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A lightweight crew-neck tee that brings tongue-in-cheek sci-fi humor to everyday wear. The front shows two cartoon aliens fumbling over a control panel while a burst of sparks and a small blue portal hint at something gloriously experimental gone sideways. The small printed label at the upper back adds a subtle maker’s mark without overpowering the scene. Soft, breathable cotton keeps the print comfortable for all-day wear, while tubular knit and reinforced shoulder tape help the shirt hold its shape through wash and wear. Wear it to game nights, casual meetups, or whenever you want to spark a laugh and start a conversation.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel
- Tubular knit construction—no side seams for cleaner drape
- Ribbed crew neckline with shoulder tape for shape retention
- Front full-color graphic with small printed label at upper back
- Pearlized tear-away label and Oeko-Tex certified safety

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
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