A Curated Volume of Replies
The Comeback
Collection.
Their worst comments. Our best designs.
An archive of the comments, accusations, and chants we've collected over the years — and the apparel we made in response. Every piece is a receipt. Every order is a reply.
Begin Reading →Judean,
from
Judea.
When a Jew is called an "occupier" in Judea, the only correct response is the etymology. The word Jew descends from Judah. Judah descends from Judea. Judea is the land underneath the argument. "We don't argue with people who can't pronounce the place they're trying to take from us. We just wear it." Front print, back print, full receipts. The patch is sewn separately for jackets, hats, and tactical panels.
Their Comments.
Our Comebacks.
Below: a curated selection of the things people scream at us online. Below each, the piece that says it back — better, louder, and on premium cotton.
Filed Under: Map Anxiety
Israel is going to keep expanding until it controls the whole region!
Twitter user, no profile photo
Our reply: Thank you for the suggestion. We've added it to the patch.
Greater Israel Map
Embroidered Patch
Shop Patch →Filed Under: Definition Drift
Zionism is racism. There's no such thing as 'good Zionism.'
University op-ed, 2023
Our reply: Zionism is the belief that Jews deserve to live, freely and safely, in the land of Israel. If that's "radical," we're proud to be the only kind there is.
Only Zionism
Radical → Crossed Out
Shop Patch →Filed Under: Repetition
You're an occupier on someone else's land. This isn't your country.
Comment thread, October 2023
Our reply: A sovereign nation in its ancestral homeland is, by definition, the opposite of occupation. The word you're looking for is "home."
Sovereign Nation
Occupation → Crossed Out
Shop Patch →Filed Under: Bad History
Israel started this war and refuses to stop. It's the aggressor in the region.
Activist thread, multiple platforms
Our reply: Look up who fired first in 1948, 1967, and 1973. We'll wait. And cry about it afterwards. Both, actually.
Stop Starting Wars
& Cry About It Patch
Shop Patch →"You cannot occupy the land your name is derived from."
Volume 03, Page 47
Trust In The Lord.
Verify With Iron.
For the Jewish warrior class. Sewn, blessed, and battle-ready. Premium embroidered patches for those who pray with one hand and train with the other.
№ 06
Tactical Kippa
Armored Edition
Shop →№ 07
Lion of Judah
Armed Edition
Shop →№ 08
Chosen & Trained
Heritage + Discipline
Shop →№ 09
Pray & Train
The Daily Practice
Shop →№ 10
Psalm 144:1
"Blessed for War"
Shop →№ 11
Trust In The Lord
Verify With Iron
Shop →№ 12
Tactical Yarmulke
Original Edition
Shop →№ 13
Tactical Kippa
Standard Edition
Shop →"Never again" was never a slogan.
It was a warning."
Volume 03, Page 82
Heritage Pieces.
Worn Plainly.
The flag. The alliance. The prayer. Three patches that don't argue, don't apologize, and don't need to.
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Filed Under: Settler Discourse
Stop colonizing the West Bank! That's Palestinian land!
Anonymous, the comments section
Our reply: The West Bank is called Judea & Samaria in every map that predates 1948. We've just been waiting for everyone to catch up.