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Eleven designs covering the full Zionism Revival creed in palm-sized form: \u003cstrong\u003eHerzl\u003c\/strong\u003e (\"If You Will It,\" \"The OG Zionist\"), \u003cstrong\u003ethe bot bit\u003c\/strong\u003e (\"Certified Ziobot,\" \"They Called Me a Bot, So I Made It Merch\"), \u003cstrong\u003ethe corrections\u003c\/strong\u003e (\"Judea \u0026amp; Samaria, Not West Bank,\" \"Bad Hasbara\"), \u003cstrong\u003ethe classics\u003c\/strong\u003e (\"From the River to the Sea — Israel Map,\" \"Powered by Zionism,\" \"Israel's Favorite Goy\").\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eKiss-cut, weather-resistant vinyl. Sharp print. Sticks clean, peels cleaner. Cheap enough to gift, bold enough to start a conversation, small enough to slip in a card.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eStick it everywhere. 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